Genius discovers that wild animals are wild.
“…they knew they were doing something wrong but thought it was OK because other people were nearby…”
Translation: “I’m choosing to be irresponsible because others will step in to save me.”
“They tried to run, but the bison caught the woman and tossed her with its head.”
It’s a 2000lb animal which can run at 30mph. No human can outrun one. Ever. Don’t try.
More competitors for the Darwin award: http://www.yellowstonepark.com/2015/05/teen-gored-bison/