Bison: 1, Woman: 0

Genius discovers that wild animals are wild.

“…they knew they were doing something wrong but thought it was OK because other people were nearby…”

Translation: “I’m choosing to be irresponsible because others will step in to save me.”

Best part:

“They tried to run, but the bison caught the woman and tossed her with its head.”

It’s a 2000lb animal which can run at 30mph.   No human can outrun one.  Ever.   Don’t try.

http://missoulian.com/news/state-and-regional/bison-injures-woman-posing-for-selfie-at-yellowstone/article_d8f595b5-3a25-582c-a0a9-c002033408da.html

More competitors for the Darwin award: http://www.yellowstonepark.com/2015/05/teen-gored-bison/

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Smokebeard has hiked the 2652 mile Pacific Crest Trail, the 2160+ mile Appalachian Trail, the 73+ mile Great Glen Cycle Route, all 46 of the Adirondack High Peaks, the 78+ mile Rhode Island North/South Trail, and the Saranac Six. He is also a certified Leave No Trace Trainer. A former MATC Caretaker in the Piazza Rock/Saddleback area, he’s passionate about applying Leave No Trace as an ethical system. His latest adventure was a 3 week thruhike of the 273 mile Long Trail in Vermont.

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