Bison: 1, Woman: 0

Genius discovers that wild animals are wild.

“…they knew they were doing something wrong but thought it was OK because other people were nearby…”

Translation: “I’m choosing to be irresponsible because others will step in to save me.”

Best part:

“They tried to run, but the bison caught the woman and tossed her with its head.”

It’s a 2000lb animal which can run at 30mph.   No human can outrun one.  Ever.   Don’t try.

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